zodiac bitches

advanse:

aries: angry bitch
taurus: hungry bitch
gemini: loud bitch
cancer: weird bitch
leo: bITCH
virgo: quiet bitch
libra: indecisive bitch
scorpio: bitchy bitch
sagittarius: funny bitch
capricorn: ambitious bitch
aquarius: crazy bitch
pisces: sensitive bitch

1.19 Provenance

themarvellousmagnusbane:

Shadowhunter Simon asking the Iron sisters to craft him a lightsaber out of adamas


a teen wolf infographic

a teen wolf infographic

enattendantlesoleil:

saying “that’s how things are” is incredibly useless when talking about social issues because yes, we are aware that that’s how things are, and we don’t like it, that’s the whole point

congratulations on providing no useful input to the conversation

kikofficial:

octibbles:

"What’s your favorite color?"
"Radical Carrot."

kikofficial:

octibbles:

"What’s your favorite color?"

"Radical Carrot."

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p3rspective:

You may mess up, but you’re not a mess up.

You may make a mistake, but you are not a mistake.

You may screw up, but you are not a screw up.

You may fail, but you are not a failure.

You are not your downfalls.

Perhaps we will both be stories. May those stories never end.

waywardsonapocalypse:

godstiels-fallen-dragon:

familyfriendlyporno:

brookeeverdeen:

DAD JOKE

well at the end of the movie it really was just hazel

ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU SOGGY LAMP HOW COULD YOU

you soggy lamp

  • me: hello darkness my old friend
  • darkness: do i know u
  • Days when I'm busy: *reads 200 pages of a book*
  • Days when I have nothing to do: *reads title of book*

ask-kind-petra:

but first

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let me take a selfie